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Chicago Bean-Fanfare Beef Crocks with Cheddar Cloud Biscuits
“Presidential comfort food with a brass section in the basement.”
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TODAY'S INVENTION · Nov 02, 2026
Normandy Chicken & White-Bean Crocks with Flying-Elephant Pastry Lids
“Beans below. Elephants above. Dignity nowhere.”
Savory crocks of cider-mustard chicken, apples, leeks, and famously trumpet-prone white beans, sealed beneath crisp puff pastry. Each lid bears a winged elephant because ordinary pot pie has surrendered. This magnificent fart orchestra is creamy, hearty, and entirely edible despite its command of aviation.
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